12 Rolls of Toilet Paper Later...
Mischief. I remember the Halloween of my youth when the point of Halloween became not candy, but mischief. Instead of costumes, we dressed in black and snuck around the neighborhood looking for something to get into.
Last night we got a chance to revisit those days of mischief. Me, Sachiko and her brother Mark took 12 rolls of toilet paper and rolled one our best friend's houses. We did a stealth mission about 11:30 last night and didn't get caught (though it would have been fun to get caught too) It came out pretty good, with toilet paper on all sides of the house and in the tree in the back.
So far this AM we haven't heard from them, though we're expecting a call anytime now. I imagine we might be at the top of their list of suspects.
I wish I could be there the first time they see it.
Update: It's Sunday morning and still no acknowledgement. Our guess is that they do not suspect us.
Update: We took a dog walk Sunday afternoon and they told me about how the nieghborhood kids rolled their house. I asked "Did you ever suspect any of your friends". The answer was "Uh, not until just now- why?". Muah hahahahaha. They have vowed revenge on all involved.
Ha Ha, very funny, mother fucker. 12 rolls of toilet paper. Hee hee. Two-ply. Ho ho. Double rolls. Stop the laughter, it hurts too much!
I hope you have to wipe your ass with poison ivy leaves for a month.
Your whole family is going down. Not just your accomplices, Sachi and Mark. Everyone. Your mommy, daddy, brother, nephews, nieces, your 24 in-bred, dirt-eatin' cousins, and your damn gimpy hound, no matter what Kali says. That's what happens when you mess with the Krauts. Yes, that's right, you are France, we are Germany, and you are about to get overrun in the blitzkrieg. Say goodbye to the resale value on your pretty new house.
And another thing, you are never going to use the bathroom in my house again. You must go outside like the dog you are.
Hah! It sounds like somebody feels like a sucker. You are no match for our stealth and speed and accuracy. We will always be one step ahead like French-Japanese ninjas- ALWAYS.
Comment by: Lee November 5, 2003 05:40 PM"french-japanese ninjas"?!? that is truly laughable. why you want to dirty down a pure japanese ninja with a baguette, i do not know, but now i am ever more certain that for you the future is as bright as a crack house with no electricity. you have as much chance of winning this battle as the good rev. al sharpton has of winning the presidency, god bless his christian soul (and his fantastic hair, which has obviously already happened).
Comment by: Your ass is done for, is grass, is in big trouble. November 6, 2003 01:22 PMu guys r gay 12 rolls that is pussy shit try 600 industrial grade
dont start a site people can write 2 if u guys suck shit at tping
fagots u r a discrace to the pranking community
fuck u fags
TP BANDITS
p.s. u r a bitch
